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TOW Phoebe's Husband
Rachel is convincing her mom that NYC is the safest place in the world when first a pigeon, then a strange guy appear in her apartment. Not just any guy. Phoebe's husband. Phoebe's gay, ice-dancing husband. Duncan. And Phoebe is hopelessly in love with this guy - but she just married him 'cause he needed a green card. Of course, Pheebs. But guess what? Duncan's not gay! The reason he came to see Phoebe is that he needs a divorce. He's getting married. But Phoebe isnt the only one with a secret. Monica's underwear is outside from when she had sex with Fun Bobby, reveals Chandler. Chandler has a third nipple, counters Monica. Joey was in a porn movie, Chandler blurts out. So, like any good friend, Chandler then hires his friend's movie, and they proceed to watch it. But the biggest revelation is from Ross to Rachel. He and Julie, technically, well, they aren't, uh, having, well, the sex. Oh, that's okay. Rachel informs him that girls love that. But Joey has a better idea. Get over it, and have sex with her! So Rachel falls to the floor, dejected, whilst Ross runs off to sleep with Julie, despite Rachel's attempts to sabotage it. Never mind, eh Rach?